About Us:

We're two well meaning but slightly neurotic artists trying to put our skills to good use. Tim is a nationally recognized graphic artist and Martin has been released on his own recognizance to detail the 'interesting' family tales he was born to tell.

Tim has generally better mental health than Martin although his obsession with disc golf alludes to deeper disturbances. Martin, on the other hand, has no pretense of being well-adjusted and, for him, family events are usually a series of fancy dancing around people he'd rather not associate with.

Tim just really likes people while Martin is unnaturally fearful of all sorts of nonsense.

Both of us are pretty funny at social gatherings because we don't know what the hell else to do.

Wait, what was the question?