About Us:

What do you mean? Why do you want to know? Look, I was home the entire evening; my wife will tell you that. Oh, sorry, you want to know our background.

Well, basically, we're just as screwed up as everybody else. We have our own special brand of neurosis that, in some ways, we've managed to turn into something usable in our lives although we still often trip over our own feet. Family events are usually a series of fancy dancing around people we'd rather not associate with. We're unnaturally fearful of all sorts of nonsense. We're nervously funny at social events and don't have any pets. In fact, the closest thing we've got to a pet is a pot full of basil and I'm so lame I named them.

Wait, what was the question?