About Us:

What do you mean? Why do you want to know? Look, I was home the entire evening; my wife will tell you that. Oh, sorry, you want to know our artistic background.

Well, basically, we're just as screwed up as everybody else. We have our own special brand of neurosis that, in some ways, we've managed to turn into something usable in our lives although we still often trip over our own feet. Family events are usually a series of fancy dancing around people we'd rather not associate with. We're unnaturally fearful of all sorts of nonsense we'd rather not detail. We're hysterically funny at social gatherings because we don't know what the hell else to do.

Wait, what was the question?