Contact Us:

Email the Webmaster: martin@freaksofnurture.com

Phone the Freaks: Usually can't be done because we screen all our calls and if we're dodging our relatives we'd surely dodge you. But if you insist, drop a line to 616-364-6173 and ask for Tim. The password is 'swordfish'.

Texting: Hey, stop fartin' around with that thing and look out for the truck!

USPS Mail: Really? People still do that? I thought that was just for catalogs.

Western Union: I don't even have a clue how that works these days but, sure, you can 'wire' us.

Pony Express: Now that's old-school!