http://www.freaksofnurture.com/diary/2008/10/09/my-greatest-scheme-ever/ Dysfunctional Family Observations Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:02:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.freaksofnurture.com/diary/2008/10/09/my-greatest-scheme-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-6 vishere Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:10:12 +0000 http://www.freaksofnurture.com/diary/?p=66#comment-6 What a racket! I wasn't nearly as creative in grade school. My technique was chasing Dougie Combs around the playground until I caught him and then while holding onto his shirt I'd say "kiss me or I'll kick ya!" Sometimes it worked, sometimes he went home with a bruised shin! I also used to think I could wow the boys by singing Connie Francis songs, but that didn't work as well as hanging upside down on the monkey bars, until I figured out my panties could be displayed for all the school to see! Glad I've outgrown that! What a racket!
I wasn’t nearly as creative in grade school. My technique was chasing Dougie Combs around the playground until I caught him and then while holding onto his shirt I’d say “kiss me or I’ll kick ya!” Sometimes it worked, sometimes he went home with a bruised shin! I also used to think I could wow the boys by singing Connie Francis songs, but that didn’t work as well as hanging upside down on the monkey bars, until I figured out my panties could be displayed for all the school to see! Glad I’ve outgrown that!

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