Mission Statement

Our mission is to get out of bed every morning and complete the day without getting too pissed off. Successful living is just a matter of degrees and we figure that if you can keep the aggravation to a minimum, you're gold.

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This site is dedicated to anyone who struggles to solve the age-old riddle of family dynamics. It's a struggle because it's unsolvable. Let irreverence be your guide as it has the most potential of lowering your cholesterol.

Freaks of Nurture.com is dedicated to the process of successfully getting out of bed.